Anti-Svend breakfast

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 10/04/2018 at 10:28 • Filed to: None

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I am fueling up for my road trip and realized that our breakfasts are dietary matter and anti-matter. Mine is Fiber One cereal, one bannana, and 1% milk.

Svend, I still envision you as an English Paul Bunyan, 9 feet tall, 450 lbs, eating ribeyes like potato chips and washing it down by drinking from a beer keg instead of a glass. But where Bunyan carried a double-bladed, ax, you weild a microfiber cloth.

Nothing but love, my friend. May all your cars be shiny.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 10:38

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Did you see RamblinRover’s post? =)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 10:44

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That much fiber would put me down, like mega gut cramps.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 10:47

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Later today:

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 10:57

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Does FiberOne taste anything less like hate than Total? My experience with Total is that it tastes and textures like industrial-waste-cotton linoleum made with fish oil, after shredding with a tile removal machine that left in concrete dust.

TheRealBicycleBuck > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 11:06

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Fiber One? Looks too much like the food pellets I fed to my rabbits.

I like cereal with bananas, just not that  cereal with bananas.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 11:09

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ugh 1%, that stuff is water. Whole milk every time for me! I wish there were a super whole milk that was something like 6-8% instead of the usual 4. Growing up, my mom only ever bought skim and 1%. As soon as I learned what whole milk was I never turned back. I can do 2% but its definitely not as good. 

fhrblig > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/04/2018 at 11:10

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Maybe it's because I'm old, but I like Fiber One. Just don't eat a lot of it or you'll pay.

Svend > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 11:24

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Sounds like I’m and English Paul Bunyan’s son, I’m 5'10", 227lbs and have a ribeye once possibly twice a month. I wield a Karcher pressure washer and snow foam lance. Lol.

You do have me craving some Kelloggs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes though.

So now I’m conflicted between cereal or bacon butties.

Have a good trip mate. Love right back at ya (and Toby). 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 11:58

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hmm.. fruit and cereal... two things ive avoided for about 30 years (and intend to avoid for another 30... if i make it that far)

(i eat a lot of veggies im perfectly healthy... asides from the smoking and drinking and years of battle damage ive done to meself.... i can actually tell rain is coming coz me shoulder hurts now...... its like a superpower)

that said... nanas are good energy food

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > ImmoralMinority 10/04/2018 at 12:31

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I was on Icelandic style yogurt with fruit for a while. I think I’m done eating yogurt for a while, unless I add some granola and other unhealthy things. I’m so burned out on it. Plus, it never really satisfied me because there was no real chewing involved.

This week, I prepped a bunch of eggs and I’m making egg, swiss, and avocado sandwiches on an everything bagel. While this is far from healthy, at least I’m excited about breakfast (rare for me) and not starving when lunch comes around. This makes me less tempted to go out and get something unhealthy.

All that rambling said, your breakfast looks really good! maybe I’ll go back to cereal next week! I’ll sub the 1% with unsweetened cashew milk mixed with protein powder. This is a surprisingly good combo. Enjoy your trip!!

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 10/04/2018 at 12:47

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Chicken Parm: